I find this very funny. I don't know if you're a fan of pokemon or not but either way, this is funny. OMFG. 8D

Babblefish shows its translating powers!

Dutch

Make for problem preparations and make it double! To protect the world against devestastion to unite our nation all people to put truth and love the kwaden of to the jaw! To extend our range to the stars above! Jessie! James! The deflagration of the rocket of the team gone at the speed of lifts! Dispossession now or makes to fight preparations! Meowth! That's correctly!
French

You with trouble prepare and return doubles it! To protect the world the devestastion counters to link all the people in our nation denounce the evils of the truth and love! To prolong our extension to stars above! Jessy! James! Blow of rocket with far at the speed of the light! Return now or prepare to fight! Meowth! That's rectify!
German

Prepare for trouble and form you doubly them! Around the world forwards devestastion to protect around all people within our nation to combine you quit the evils of the truth and the love! Our range to the stars above extend! Jessie! James! Crew rocket bang away with the speed of light! Hand over or prepare you now before itself to fight! Meowth! That's correct!

The rest is on this site. xD
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